Sad Animal Facts

This melancholy menagerie pairs the more unsavory facts of life animals face with their hilarious thoughts and reactions. Sneakily informative, unputdownable and laugh-out-loud funny, Sad Animal Facts will put a smile on the grumpiest of cats' faces.

Fact: Harp seal pups are abandoned on beaches at birth and only 3 out of 10 survive. Seal Pup: "I'm not on this beach to make friends."

Fact: It takes a banana slug 24 hours to get somewhere a block away. Banana Slug: "Just start without me, I guess."

Fact: Jellyfish have no hearts. Jellyfish: "Sorry, I'm not sorry."

Fact:If a female ferret goes into heat and doesn't mate she will die. Ferret: "Why isn't Tinder loading?!!"

Fact: Kiwis can remember a bad memory for 5 years. Kiwi: "This was our song."

Informative, hysterical, and relatable, SAD ANIMAL FACTS will have you crying with laughter. Brooke Barker is an author and illustrator living in Portland, Oregon. This is her first book.

226 pages